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The Card Game That Feeds You

The Fool
Chooses™

AI Has Chosen. No Refunds. No Returns.

Dare to refuse? Face the punishment.

The Rules Of The Feast

How To Play

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

1

Draw a card

Shuffle the deck. Every player draws — the AI has already decided your fate.

2

Eat the food

Your card names a dish. You must eat it — or prepare for the consequences.

3

Refuse & suffer

Decline the dish? Your bonus becomes your punishment — do the washing up.

Bonus

OR

If you refuse

The Rules Of The Feast

Simple Rules

Zero Mercy

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

Another Card Game

Buddy Nudges

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

The Rules Of The Feast

Dinner Sorted

Arguments cancelled

Gather round. Draw a card. Whatever dish the AI commands – you eat it. Refuse and face the punishment. No mercy, no returns.

The Rules Of The Feast

Refuse the card? Pay up.

Your bonus flips to a punishment — instantly. Here is a taste of what the Fool has in store for cowards.

Do The Washing Up

Do The Washing Up

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Eat Raw Capsicum

Eat Raw Capsicum

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Eat a plain lemon wedge

Eat a plain lemon wedge

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Call someone and confess

Call someone and confess

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Take the group photo

Take the group photo

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Sing a full song

Sing a full song

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And More...

Voices from the Table

From our winning fools

Real players, real chaos, real meals eaten under protest. These are the legends who drew the card and faced it head on.

"I refused the anchovy card. I did the washing up for six people. Worth it? No. Would I do it again? Absolutely."

Marcus T.

Manchester

"Bought this for a family gathering expecting a laugh. What I did not expect was my dad — a man who has eaten the same four meals his entire adult life drawing pad thai and just quietly eating the whole thing without a word. Peak television."

Jamie O.

Dublin

"Got it as a birthday gift. Did not read the rules properly. Drew a card, thought it was optional. It was not optional. Highly recommend."

Ben H.

Brighton

"What I love most is that nobody can argue with the card. There is no negotiation. The AI has spoken. My husband tried to appeal on the grounds that he is lactose intolerant. The card does not care. There is a lactose tablet in the kitchen for exactly this reason now. We have never eaten so adventurously as a family. It is chaotic and perfect."

Aisha W.

Nottingham

"I drew anchovies on toast. I refused. I washed six people's dishes. The Fool is real and he has no mercy."

Rashford M.

Leeds

"I have eaten things I never imagined putting in my mouth. The card is law. You obey the card."

Tom R.

Bristol

"I drew anchovies on toast. I refused. I washed six people's dishes. The Fool is real and he has no mercy."

John Doe

"Refused mine. Did the washing up. Fair."

Callum D.

Glasgow

"My mates and I are very competitive people. This game has settled more arguments, created more memories, and destroyed more friendships than anything else we own. I mean that as a compliment. The crowned robot knows what he is doing."

Rory F.

Edinburgh